Coginchaug

A scumbag highschool in Durham, CT. Pretty much consistent of douchebag guys, slut girls and greedy faculty. They'll charge five bucks for a $2 meal that tastes like shit, give you a mediocre education, force you to dick around in bullshit classes and generally waste the taxpayers good money.

I wish I didn't have to go to Coginchaug, that place is a shit hole.

by Daft Randoms December 29, 2010

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012

Clodging

Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.

‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’

by Spunky Mcboogerballs June 1, 2019

Cloin

An alternative used in place of the word "clown," most commonly uttered by the Twitch streamer known as Vinny, who created the streaming group Vinesauce.

Ex. 1: I am a cloin, I came from Cloinsville, and I desire death.
Ex. 2: I fucking hate cloins and how they constantly vomit on my yard!
Ex. 3: Hey, stop cloining around, there are people here!

by Yip the Mechanical Fox November 11, 2018

always be closing

The three most important things in entrepreneurship are: sell, sell, sell. Good salespeople are always closing deals. They never forget to bring the contracts with them, never forget to ask for the deal and never forget to get their client's signature. They also understand that the true purpose of marketing is not really to sell anything but to build a brand and the true purpose of a brand is to build trust and the true purpose of building trust is to give the salesperson a greater opportunity to close the deal. After all, people like to buy from people they like and trust.

Here is an exchange between actor Nicky Katt in character as Greg Weinstein in the 2000 film, Boiler Room, with Giovanni Ribisi playing Seth Davis:

Greg: Now, now, listen to me. Even though you're not actually selling stock yet, I want you to remember the code we have here, okay? Did you see Glengarry Glen Ross?

Seth: Yeah.

Greg: Okay, do you remember 'ABC'?

Seth: Yeah. 'Always be closing.'

Greg: That's right. 'Always be closing.' 'Telling's not selling.' That's the attitude you wanna have, okay.

by ProfBruce April 21, 2011

Clit Clogging

The girl you are persuing's fat friend tells her not to get with you... Basically the female version of a "cock block".

Stephanie's friend totally is clit clogging me tonight, I guess its goin to be me and my right hand man tonight!

by John Agony October 31, 2007

Closing your eyes

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

by Gids Is On Urban Dictionary June 17, 2020