Gey cocken offen yom

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."

"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

cockenballs

referring to the male genitalia

That coozbag was all over my cockenballs at the party. I am going to take her home and give her an extra large helping of the cockenballs.

by Phizil August 28, 2003

clocking out

To knock out. Hit the sheets. Go to sleep.

Gooby: "Yo daw you coming over to Macki's clib?"
Dolan: "Nah fool. Im clocking out!"

by GoobyGoobs February 1, 2013

Cockenshtuff

Cockenshtuff: Kõk-ên-shtüf

Someone who loves inserting his junk into random objects just as you would a coin into a vending machine.

Tyler: Nick, stop fucking your old Gatorade bottle!
John: Yeah, quit being a goddamn cockenshtuff!

by Some Hairy Whale September 5, 2014

Dead Clocking

Killing time.

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.

by Sirius. June 20, 2011

9 O' Clocker

Alternate term used for an early morning turd.

Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Double Clocking

When you go to look at the time, whether it be on your mobile phone, alarm clock, iPod, Etc. And manage to do everything except check what the time is, forcing you to look at the clock again.

Justin went to check the time on his phone, but checked his messages, resulting in double clocking.

by Kevdogs August 17, 2010