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Clitch

A female who is a Cunt, Slut, and a Bitch. None of those words alone describe them well enough alone so they are combined into one.
“Michelle is such a Clitch, she is just the worst and fucks everything in sight.”
by Bradley Towne April 14, 2023
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Onomatopoeia and verb for the bungee strap buckle inside 1990's Rain Jackets Such as Adidas Sports rain Jacket.
Child: *Snapping the buckle together continuously making "Clitch sound"

Mother "Whats that bloody noise"

Child "It's ma Clitch"
Mother "Your what?"
Child "Look my Clitch" *Shows bungee strap buckle to mother and snaps it together
Mother: *Smiles* "You are a nutter"
Child *Clitch , Clitch , Clitch"
by WelshBanter June 2, 2020
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Wow, this clitch is no joke. It feels like there’s a mosquito in my uterus!
by Clitch queen June 21, 2023
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When a woman has an itchy Vagina or clit.
She keeps scratching her vagina so she must have the clitch.
by Heatherball lecture June 8, 2024
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The proper use of girl code in telling a fellow woman that your clit itches.
"Hey girl, you got a panty liner? My clitches."
"Girl me too!! I'm clitching so bad rn"
by ilikemenwithnoballs February 17, 2023
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