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clitamatitis

When you pull out of a girl and your semen is like a shoe string.
I think i got the clitamatitis, when i skeeted i pulled out and it dangled around like a shoestring.
by freddy ballgame February 28, 2008
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clitophobia

To be scared of the women's clitoris thus indicating the gayness of ones self.
"That guy won't touch that girl he must have a serious case of clitophobia."
by thebeast71 April 16, 2008
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ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.
look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!
by wallbangicus December 4, 2009
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clitatron

one who gives gobbies on a regular basis, often back at the oppsite sex's house while a friend/s is in the bed also. most commonly attends a private school, allthough constantly suspended, maintains a job at the local macdonalds and spends all spare time/money at gigs to hardcore scremo bands.

allways associated with a ranga.
girl 1 : your such a typical clitatron!
girl 2 : just coz i like cock, piercings and macfeast burgers?
girl 1 : mmmm yeh
girl 2: mmm gobbies
girl 1 : my point exactly
by fizzzle June 6, 2009
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Cliptap

In gaming; the use of an entire clip by a player to take down a single opponent, often one that has startled the player. Similar to a double tap, with many many more bullets.
If you didnt cliptap so much, you might have ammo left before we got halfway into the level!
by ScianXiphos September 19, 2009
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Clitopia

Clitopia; noun, a utopian society where all of the nerves in the human body are as sensitive and easily stimulated as the clitoris. Organism are as common as the average house fly and everyone is in constant pleasure.
Hey Sean, I just had a dream I lived in Clitopia, my bed sheets soaked in semen.
by BigBodaciousBalls August 7, 2014
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PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.
Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.
by weave March 27, 2003
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