Clickety-Clack

To masturbate while using a computer.

He's in his room clickety-clacking.

by FeuJaune February 4, 2010

Clunkett

CL-un-KET Pieces of poop stuck in your bum hairs. Very common in dogs

Urgh I've got a Clunkett

Oh man I've got to have a bath these clunketts are killing me
cling-on

Don't put the dog on me it's got clunketts

by Frogandpig December 8, 2015

ClinkerTitty

A ClinkerTitty, is when you're fucking a woman, and her titties bang together and make a 'Clink' noise. This is often caused by when a woman injects herself in the breasts with liquid metal, to get larger breasts.

yooooo, I fucked Lucy last night bro, she had some hardcore ClinkerTitty, it didn't bother me though.

by Diarrhea Mann November 2, 2018

clickety

word used to describe the art of scheming and being sneaky, even though the person seems sincere, they always have a hidden agenda or alternate motive behind their actions, mainly money or stealing to get more money. used to generally describe people that are on drugs, or really paranoid and not trustworthy, mostly tweekers and crackheads

Omar: "that lady's purse is just sitting there, unguarded dude!"

Pablo: "what's your point, dude?"
Omar: "my point is, let's take it to see if it has money!"
Pablo: "dude, stop being so clickety! you smoke too much crack, bro."

by Liveevil 23 September 15, 2010

stinky clinker

a turd so big, hard, and nasty that it will never make it out of your septic tank.

I'm glad I got the toilet to suck down that stinky clinker.

by supa21 July 6, 2010

Clinker

A pedophile.

"Did you see the way Will was looking at those kids in the chapel? He's a clinker for sure."

by juiceyboi October 24, 2018

Clinker

(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!

by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 2, 2004