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clinket

a piece of useless, obnoxious, or insulting information used to get on one's nerves
Saying to a giants fan: "Did you know? The giants have the worst record in the NFL."
The giants fan responds: "Man thats such a peice of clinket. I don't wanna hear that."
by rusassy November 20, 2010
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Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.
Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

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Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

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Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.
by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020
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The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.
The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.
by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015
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Clinkers

I need my Clinkers wetting
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
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clickety clackety

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.
You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.
by Promoter of lols December 2, 2017
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clinkers

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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