a religion in which you are not allowed to press the shift key on computers. often have a special keyboard with a question mark button that you don't have to press the shift key to use. if you are not asian, you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint to become a chinkytypoist.

white guy: hey, dude, can i join the sacred religion of chinkytypoism?

chinkytypoist: yes

white guy: great!

chinkytypoist: but you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint

white guy: damn...

chinkytypoist: well, maybe...

later that day...

chinkytypoist: well, i decided you can be a chinkytypoist...

white guy: yes!

chinkytypoist: ...janitor

white guy: screw you, bastard

Chinkytypoism by chinkytypoistwannabe December 31, 2009

Chinkey

Racist for asians, or slang for getting high / loaded

Hey Chingey, why your eyes so Chinkey?

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Chinkeye

A disease in which one's eyes appear squinted.

Acey: "HOLY FUCK I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR- AND YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS- I GOT CHINKEYE! FUCK! I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT TOO!

TeeCiez: "Fuck man, don't eat any rice. It'll make it worse"

Chinkeye by Tanfuckingner July 17, 2009

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chickety china

Chickety china the chinese chicken. have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Phrase often used in desperate or dangerous situations to add humour or break the silence.

"hey look out for that truck!"
"CHICKETY CHINA!"

(awkward silence)
"...CHICKETY CHINA!!!!"

chickety china by Ritchies July 28, 2008

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chinket

The dirtiest, nastiest, grossest, ho.

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chinket by emily hater March 18, 2004

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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