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chinkity chank 

did you see that ? damn, he's a chinkity chank !
chinkity chank by i<3dylanmorgan April 30, 2011

Chinkytypoism 

a religion in which you are not allowed to press the shift key on computers. often have a special keyboard with a question mark button that you don't have to press the shift key to use. if you are not asian, you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint to become a chinkytypoist.
white guy: hey, dude, can i join the sacred religion of chinkytypoism?

chinkytypoist: yes

white guy: great!

chinkytypoist: but you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint

white guy: damn...

chinkytypoist: well, maybe...

later that day...

chinkytypoist: well, i decided you can be a chinkytypoist...

white guy: yes!

chinkytypoist: ...janitor

white guy: screw you, bastard
Chinkytypoism by chinkytypoistwannabe December 31, 2009
Racist for asians, or slang for getting high / loaded
Hey Chingey, why your eyes so Chinkey?
Chinkey by crazyfock November 7, 2003

Chinkeye 

A disease in which one's eyes appear squinted.
Acey: "HOLY FUCK I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR- AND YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS- I GOT CHINKEYE! FUCK! I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT TOO!

TeeCiez: "Fuck man, don't eat any rice. It'll make it worse"
Chinkeye by Tanfuckingner July 17, 2009

chickety china 

Chickety china the chinese chicken. have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Phrase often used in desperate or dangerous situations to add humour or break the silence.
"hey look out for that truck!"
"CHICKETY CHINA!"

(awkward silence)
"...CHICKETY CHINA!!!!"
chickety china by Ritchies July 28, 2008
The dirtiest, nastiest, grossest, ho.
chinket by emily hater March 18, 2004