a religion in which you are not allowed to press the shift key on computers. often have a special keyboard with a question mark button that you don't have to press the shift key to use. if you are not asian, you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint to become a chinkytypoist.

white guy: hey, dude, can i join the sacred religion of chinkytypoism?

chinkytypoist: yes

white guy: great!

chinkytypoist: but you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint

white guy: damn...

chinkytypoist: well, maybe...

later that day...

chinkytypoist: well, i decided you can be a chinkytypoist...

white guy: yes!

chinkytypoist: ...janitor

white guy: screw you, bastard

Chinkytypoism by chinkytypoistwannabe December 31, 2009

Chinkey

Racist for asians, or slang for getting high / loaded

Hey Chingey, why your eyes so Chinkey?

Chinkey by crazyfock November 7, 2003

Chinkeye

A disease in which one's eyes appear squinted.

Acey: "HOLY FUCK I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR- AND YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS- I GOT CHINKEYE! FUCK! I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT TOO!

TeeCiez: "Fuck man, don't eat any rice. It'll make it worse"

Chinkeye by Tanfuckingner July 17, 2009

chickety china

Chickety china the chinese chicken. have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Phrase often used in desperate or dangerous situations to add humour or break the silence.

"hey look out for that truck!"
"CHICKETY CHINA!"

(awkward silence)
"...CHICKETY CHINA!!!!"

chickety china by Ritchies July 28, 2008

chinket

The dirtiest, nastiest, grossest, ho.

emily blackburn

chinket by emily hater March 18, 2004

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026