Caillou

A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.

by Tonesmas October 19, 2016

Netflix and Chill

sex

when he says he wants to netflix and chill but you realize he has no TV

by zek123 July 2, 2016

Caillou

More like Caill-ew
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.

My girlfriend is such a Caillou.

by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018

Caillou

Demon child.

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!

by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017

Caillou

Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him

(1) Stop being a Caillou, TOD.
(2) I hate Caillou.

by Puntato August 3, 2018

Caillou

Caillou is a shitty-ass kids show which has a piece of shit is the main character. He is known to infest people with diarrhea-based cancer. He's an annoying, stupid piece of shit, who will only have his way. He was known to be the candidate for the Piece of Shit Party.
He's a cancerous turd.

You wake up. You see Caillou there with a chainsaw. But he is so stupid that he shows it the wrong way, and he kills himself.

by Donald Caillou January 3, 2018

megadeth and chill

A thrash metal alternative to Netflix and Chill in which the couple listens to megadeth while having intercourse rather than watching Netflix.

-"Did you have sex with Alissa last night?"
-"Yea man she came over for megadeth and chill. It was great."

by Slayer bro 666 June 30, 2016