cleavin

1) a sex act done under a morbidly obese woman, similar to the Western Whormelt, but this will be done with her legs propped behind her head 2) full definition, the male enters the womans anus from behind, spins himself upside down and wedges himself under her gearth, as he fights for air the erotic asphyxiation causes a heighten state of panicked arousal, and an explosive ejaculant can be achieved

any number of partners may be added the limit is only in ones imagination, but remember if additional partners are added the name is changed to properly represent the situation, Double Cleavin, Triple Cleavin, Octocleave even the elusive AutoCleave "i've seen it done" example below

first mentioned in an episode of "family guy" as a dirty word

also can be spelled Kleavin, from the root word cleave : to adhere firmly and closely or loyally and unwaveringly

Becky gave up the the cleavin last night, you can see Jim's jizz on the fan blades, he vomited all over the duvet

Roberta the superfat hermaphrodite almost died AutoCleavin with her cock up her butt and her boob in her mouth, that biker dude just happened to hear the commotion and broke into the window to save her, or was it to ass rape her before he left town, not sure but both happened

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

cleamon

the line the that that goes from the head of the penis to the scrotum

luke is such a cleamon

by sack asshole January 2, 2010

cleavor

Noun 1. A savage and mighty weapon of melee combat, often wielded by Tantors.
Verb 2. To kill

1. By my cleavor thou art smitten!
2. The Tantor has cleavored the clucky.

by Keekor the Tantor June 13, 2003

Clevon

Inspired by the movie "Idiocracy". A person of VERY low intelligence who is allowed to reproduce because government ordered sterilization is not in effect yet.

Clevon and Bob are lucky to be alive. They attempted to jump jet skis from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled their crotches on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research they should regain full reproductive function again.

by EOOW July 10, 2007

Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.

i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

Cleaven

It is when to people are boyfriend and girlfriend and they do not like to talk about it and do not like to been seen with each other

Stop acting so cleaven and kiss

by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017