Cleaveland Steamroller

It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.

Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...

Girl #2: what you going to do then?

Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!

Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!

by Jewsie Woosie February 4, 2010

cleaveland steamer

When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.

If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!

by Ziploc June 2, 2003

cleaveland steamer

a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.

i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.

by pak paki September 12, 2003

cleaveland steamer

When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her

Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer

by Master Luc February 21, 2004

cleaveland steamer

This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.

by snoproslim October 22, 2003

cleaveland steamer

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.

The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

cleaveland steamer

(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.

felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer

by Xaphod January 15, 2006