Cunt cleanser

A regular make hookup (fuck buddy) that "cleanses" the vagina of random hookups and one night stands.

I need my cunt cleanser to wash away last night's hookup.

by Shaunasweets July 5, 2016

palette cleanser

Something eaten after a particularly intense meal/snack to get the flavor out of your mouth. A good palette cleanser tastes relatively subtle or bland.

Yeowch, these Altoids set my mouth on fire! I need me a good palette cleanser. Do we have any Fritos?

by Gulstab August 25, 2009

Dutch Cleanser

A type of hashish brought to the Netherlands by Moroccan Immigrants

"Dude, you're totally baked" "Yeah, I've been smokin' that Dutch Cleanser. It is tha shit"

by JoeinAmsterdam May 19, 2010

palette cleanser

When you have bad sex with someone and have to find someone else hot to sleep with to get the bad sex out of your memory.

I slept with Jim/Jane this weekend, it was so bad now I need a palette cleanser.

by crumich17 February 23, 2017

cow cleanser

n. one who cleans out the vaginal crevices of bovines via oral extraction

In case of a yeast infection, call the cow cleanser.

by Louis Pascal November 1, 2007

clitoris cleanser

A cleansing equipment used to clean out deep in the vagina.

Tammy used a clitoris cleanser to clean out her vagina after being bred dirty by a bunch of black men.

by WhoseBillyBob? May 23, 2018

Smithfield Cleanser

When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing.

"Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019