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whiskey cleanse

Drinking so much alcohol that one vomits. Used especially in reference to people who are otherwise careful with health or following a strict diet.
Such a weird Saturday. Ran six miles, ate nothing but a salad all day, and ended it with a whiskey cleanse at a bar.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
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Digital Cleanse

To eradicate cell phone emails, texting, social networking (Facebook, Twitter) and only use email only from laptop or desktop computers. No visiting entertainment or gossip sights either for 7 days. All too purge useless information from an already overstuffed brain.
Wow I feel so much better after my 'digital cleanse' and had so much free time, much more effective that colon cleansing, i must say.
by digital cleanse team January 27, 2010
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Dick cleanse

The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.
most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.
by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016
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colon cleansing

A massive and foul smelling fart that comes out with such force that you feel like your insides have been cleaned out.
(said in the famous Klump dinner scene #1 in the Nutty Professor (1996).

"You want your colon cleansed?"
"Fine I'm gona clean mine."
FART!
"There now my colons clean I'm taking squeaky clean."
"I gave myself a good colon cleansing right before entering the car." "However the nasty ass smell still stunk up the whose damn vehicle."
by ************** December 24, 2007
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Swagnic cleansing

Verb and Adjective(depends on usage
Swagnic cleansing is the act of committing a form of genocide against swag fags and or anyone the supposedly has swag and or uses the word repeatedly. The roots to this word may be linked with the Yolocaust
Ex.
Hans:Load up all the swaggots on the train
Fritz:What for agiain?
Hans:To start swagnic cleansing which means we are going to kill them all
Vasili: ALL SWAGGOTS ABORD THE TRAIN OR BE SHOT!
by VasilistheGreeknazi November 10, 2013
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Holy cleansing

Hitler's manifest destiny. The purest and most righteous path of the ultimate lord and savior on his quest to vanquish the world from demonic forces (Jews) and was only opposed by Christ hating satanists.
Adolf in the most sacrificial act decide to spend his time, resources, and mercy on eliminating the Jews during the holy cleansing era.
by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018
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friends cleanse

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.
Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.
by shelik May 27, 2008
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