Claudio

Claudio is the one in the group that generates the biggest ruckus only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "kickin it." Claudios are also known as the new flakes

Eric was invited to the baby shower 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled a “Claudio”.

by Word21 November 02, 2019

Claudio

Imagine voice cracks as a person, super nice and funny. He's short and you should definitely check out his youtube channel.

Person 1: Wow look at Claudio, ain't he cool?
Claudio: Heck yEa

by CoolBean817 January 08, 2020

THE CLAUDIO

While performing the Hudini, one goes to the window and gazes into the eyes of
the catcher, imagining that that was him, while creepishly admiring the beauty
of THE HUDINI!

As lou was catching, he saw the twinkle in his eye, and knew it was THE CLAUDIO

by toad poop March 31, 2009

Jean Claudio

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!

Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!

by Sixkiller February 10, 2010

Sabrina Claudio

An R&B goddess who got noticed for her singles like Runnin' thru lovers and Unravel me in 2017.

Have you heard Sabrina Claudio's new single with Whale?

by claudio.babyyyy June 20, 2019

claudio sanchez

Claudio Sanchez is the gorgeous & ridiculously talented lead singer/guitar player for the best band in the world, (progressive rock) Coheed and Cambria. Born March 12, 1978. He writes the story behind Coheed and Cambria and is not only an amazing wide-ranged vocalist, but an eloquent writer as well. People often take cheap shots at the beautiful Claudio by comparing him to a female, but it really doesn't matter because they're not the ones with 11003294328493's of fans.

"duhuhuh claudio sanchez sounds like a girl"
"why don't you try singing that high"
*snaps vocal cords and dies*
"fucking faggot. coheed forever."

by ambellina August 15, 2006

claudio sanchez

The brilliant hispanic lead singer of coheed and cambria, he is very talented at guitar and especially singing, i love his high pitched womanly voice, and did i mention his poofy hair it rules and also looks like a davey crocket hat when in a ponytail.

"Panic stirred me awakened by a ringing phone in time."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 02, 2005