Claudia

Probably the most amazing human being to have ever walked this earth. She is everything you want her to be. She makes you smile, makes you laugh, instantly switch your mood when you feel like shit and she smells like an angel. Her eyes are an entire universe you just wanna get into. Her hair is the synonym of perfection. She makes every little things in life worth doing cuz when you are with her, the whole world stops turning and you can't do nothing more than just enjoy the moment. She has this way of making your life so much better you don't even know if you can live without it anymore. Even this fucking paragraph means nothing compared to what she can make you feel toward her. She trully is the definition of happiness cuz you really know what's up when she is around. She is a goddess walking among humans. She is perfect.

Friend: Yo wanna hang out tonight?
Me: Nah bro I'm with Claudia tonight.
Friend: Damn bro you lucky bastard.

by Charlo141414 June 12, 2018

Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010

Lord_Claudius

A argentinian person who believes the falklands rightfully belongs to argentina, simps for German egirls, and commands a lego neapolitan army.

Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.

Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.

by Sovietz99 June 21, 2021

Claudette

Claudette is a very funny, her smile can light up a room! She’s very pretty and loyal. shes very colorful and kind, and typically can be found hanging around with her friends goofing off. If you have a Claudette in your life your very lucky.

Person 1: “Did you see that girl in the yellow? I over heard a joke she made and it was hilarious, what’s her name?”

Person 2: “Claudette obviously.”

by Brunettebish May 12, 2019

doing a Claudius

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end

Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius

by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021

Claudiaa

Absolutely gorgeous girl. Whenever you see her, you can only stare. One who is sexy, smart, funny, attractive, and loves to have fun. Can be revered as the Party Queen. Is always loved by at least one special person. Is known to be the greatest girl on Earth...literally.

Wow! She is so claudiaa!

by Lil Zachy April 13, 2010

Claudia

One of the kindest people who you will ever meet, and at the same time the funniest person you know! A claudia is such a funny outgoing person and also VERY pretty!

John: WOW!! (Claudia) is soo dayum pretty!
Alex: Yeah, she's also sooo funny, she cracks me up!!
Me: Guess whose asking her out tonight then...

by suchacoolboy September 18, 2012