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classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction
Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!
by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008
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classturbation

To be so bored during a class that you secretly reach your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand into your pant pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: "Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time."

Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."
by Dustin Englhart March 21, 2009
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classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.
"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".
by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011
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classturbation

1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.
by the moody booze August 3, 2008
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classturbate

when one secretly or not so secretly masturbates during class.
Look at that kid he's classturbate in the middle of class
by moneysideofthemoon October 24, 2011
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casturbate

the act of lotioning ones own cast (most often ones forearm cast) on the inside then inserting ones penis into the cast in a humping motion until climax is achived
the doctor will sure be upset when he finds out i'm a habital casturbater
by b-f@ January 16, 2010
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Clasturbate

v. when you have the guts to masturbate during class

there for, masturbation mixed with class
Girl 1: Hey, did you see Jax clasturbate during history today?
Girl 2: No, did he finish off?
by ntx confessions January 31, 2014
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