ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

by samsfat June 8, 2011

meaty clackers

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League

Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.

by Chelupa Batman March 18, 2016

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

Clanker

The n-word for droids
Very offensive
Could also be said as "clanka"

Droid: Kills a village
Man: "THAT BLOODY CLANKER BURNED DOWN OUR VILLAGE!"
Other Man:"BLOW THAT CLANKA OUT OF THE SKY!"

by theitchingofmyballsissevere March 6, 2020

clacker

Australian slang for "anus"

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Rotnei Clarke

By the far the best 3-point shooter for the Arkansas Razorback basketball team, even HISTORY. His jersey number, 15, is also a rough estimate of how many women he sleeps with.
A day.

Betty: Did you see Rotnei Clarke score 51 points against Alcorn State last week?
Stacey: Yes! He set the SEC record for most 3-pointers in a game!
Julie: Yeah, and he's good in bed!

by Ulysses S. Brant December 2, 2009

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009