A small private school in Burlington Vermont. The populus here is made up of dirty hippies - TAKE A BATH! - wanabe pro-snowboarders/skiers, and world of warcraft junkies.
Your social standing at Champlain is based on how many different colored neon clothes you have in your wardrobe, the type of car mommy and daddy bought for you, and your ability to wear snow pants seven days a week, nine months out of the year.
About 99% of the students at Champlain want to transfer a semester into their college career, but realize they can't because the administration is contantly treating the students like lab-rats, and has written - and rewritten - the most unconventional academic program known to man (which basically doesn't allow for the transfer of credits.)
Your social standing at Champlain is based on how many different colored neon clothes you have in your wardrobe, the type of car mommy and daddy bought for you, and your ability to wear snow pants seven days a week, nine months out of the year.
About 99% of the students at Champlain want to transfer a semester into their college career, but realize they can't because the administration is contantly treating the students like lab-rats, and has written - and rewritten - the most unconventional academic program known to man (which basically doesn't allow for the transfer of credits.)
"Wow! Did you see those freaks wearin' pink snow pants?"
- "Yeah that's weird, considering it's May. They must go to Champlain College."
- "Yeah that's weird, considering it's May. They must go to Champlain College."
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Present an idea to someone by describing it in utter gibberish with no grasp of reality and no evidence.
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Present an idea to someone by describing it in utter gibberish with no grasp of reality and no evidence.
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When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.
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"Instead of saying you wish you could move to Canada because you're afraid that Trump's going to take your healthcare away and you're going to literally die, you should really be doing more to resist. You should run for office. And also go to more protests. And also participate in these 800 other forms of resistance I've never personally tried that might get you fired, arrested or killed. And just build a bridge for no reason. I've decided for some reason that you're not in any danger."
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by Shitebagifyedunnae December 8, 2021
Get the Capsplaining mug.you say this to someone that is asking directions. Champlain is the most north town in new York. Just north of Champlain is CANADA. Then if the person really thinks its just north of Champlain you they look like an idiot.
Jacob "you know where Nick's house is?"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"
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