Cowboy Clamp

When a cowboy uses his muscular thighs to block all the airways of a victim until death. Tea Bagging occurs.

Vern put Jeremiah in his cowboy clamp at work today.

by IMyourDingleberry September 18, 2020

Gomco Clamp

A fucking scary device used to circumcise a penis. Kinda looks like Satan's toenail clippers, or maybe some German masochist's stapler. Basically a vise specially shaped to fit a penis. Can exert up to 20,000 pounds of crushing force. Google it if you're curious -- and brave.

Just the thought of a Gomco Clamp makes my dick hurt.

by Davidov K. March 28, 2007

Clamzilla

A pussy that is ferociously hungry for cocks.

Marie is the horniest woman I have ever met. Her clamzilla kept wanting more and more of my cock last night.

by Teeba July 24, 2009

Clampit

A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.

"We live next door to the Clampits"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Couch-clamp

1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.

2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.

For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.

" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 16, 2009

clampshat

to have your shat clamped

Friend 1:"I had to shell out infi yesterday night cause my teammates kept punting. Got my fucking clampshat"
Friend 2:"Fucking clampshat..."

by Forgefey February 28, 2010

clampty

overwhelmed with excitement and joy but at the same time very down and depressed :)

my boyfriend is about to dump me. im feeling very CLAMPTY

by urmomisyummy.com December 10, 2021