Jedd Clampett

Bathroom term - Explosive diarrhea that gargles in your ass before coming out.
"out from the ass comes the bubbling crude"

is that your stomach growling? no, I'm about to have a Jedd Clampett.

by Waldorff October 21, 2008

Clampet

A fucking jerk off, dumb Person

Obama

Pelosi is a clampet for saying have to pass it before you can read it.

by "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi March 11, 2017

Campette

A young camper yet to hit puberty or a female camper of any age.

Hey Ben, how are your little campettes doing?

Oh, you know, sitting round a camp fire in their good old blue jeans and making smores.

by outten May 24, 2010

Clampesting

Clamp for mod

bean Clampesting is sexy

the act of beating Hoon in a race

Clamp for mod would be better than hoon

Clampesting : the act of beating hoon in a race

by Phoxboi November 20, 2019

crampety

It doesn't really mean anything but it's just cool to have my name here.

Crampty: *searchs up crampety on urban*
Crampety: *makes its own definition*
Crampety: POG!

by Crampety October 10, 2020

Claretty

She's obsessed with health lifestyle and is very productive. She's ambitious but still procrastinates.

A smart, creative, independent, kind, no expression, unique, and beautiful girl.

Claretty doesn't live with her parents at a very young age.

They hate Claretty because she is smart and doesn't want to share the answers.

by anonymous March 6, 2021

Clampitting

When you make a multi million dollar Company whilst Making a family by having a threesome with your brother and sister during Christmas. This action is usually done in Zürich with the help of a Cat café, gay porn, latex, cat henti and Multiple war crimes.

Dude, I just totally clampitted my Ex!!

I was clampitting my ex when my mother entered and joined in!!

by Agar_Willson December 12, 2022