by resvordog September 23, 2009
Get the Clamidaherpasyphilis mug.A crazy fun person that you'll be lucky to be friends with. Claira is usually found sleeping, eating, or roasting her enemys till they are found with no friends what so ever. Claira is normally not that intelligent but funny as hell.
by friesbeforeguys88 August 1, 2017
Get the Claira mug.The almost supernatural ability to know exactly when
to leave a situation before the trouble starts.
to leave a situation before the trouble starts.
by ZASpeaks December 3, 2011
Get the Clairavoidance mug.a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010
Get the syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids mug.A cool kid with 3 awesome friends ,1 awesome best friend and awesome personality.She will blow your mind with her smarts and talents.You ever disrespect her you sleep.She cant dance . However also has an amazing voice like god knows what
by Chamira October 22, 2014
Get the Chamira mug.A CLAIRA IS THE BEST THING EVER! IF YOU FIND A WILD CLAIRA, KNOW THEY'RE COMPETITIVE, FREAKING AMAZING IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! THEY'LL BEAT UP ANYONE WHO IS MEAN TO YOU AND LITERALLY WILL BE SOO KIND AND AMAZING TO YOU AND GIVE YOU THE BEST ADVICE EVER! CLAIRAS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!
You: Hey a wild Claira!
Claira: HELLO ARE YOU SAD I WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WATCH OLD 90'S MOVIES WITH YOU UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO I HAVE A WHOLE CUTE FROG ALBUM OF PHOTOS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
Claira: HELLO ARE YOU SAD I WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WATCH OLD 90'S MOVIES WITH YOU UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO I HAVE A WHOLE CUTE FROG ALBUM OF PHOTOS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
by 5sospackets March 18, 2021
Get the CLAIRA! mug.A dirty Claira is when two or more people are having sex whilst looking deeply into a BTS poster the whole time.
Person A: So what did you two get up to last night?
Person B: Cheyenne and I wanted to try something new so we did the Dirty Claira all night.
Person B: Cheyenne and I wanted to try something new so we did the Dirty Claira all night.
by kaixvenus April 8, 2020
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