Carl Cocktail

Two parts Hi-C, One parts NyQuil. Get's you schwasted. It is also known to cause excessive giggling and belching.

Man, Carl is giggling like a goon

ikr, she's all hopped up on Carl Cocktail nigga

by theantpharm1 April 21, 2011

Carl Wheezer

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.

Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*

by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020

Carl Edwards Backflip

To stand on the top of one's car, cheer needlessly, and then backflip off the top of your car. A celebratory act.

He did a Carl Edwards Backflip after getting a date to the prom.

by WrestlerGuy May 11, 2013

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

Carlface

An expression of frustration, disgust, or antipathy, depicted by the balding, portly neighbor Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force placing a hand on his forehead with a look of utter loathing.

Similar to *facepalm*

Person A: Hey man, did you hear that new Kid Rock song? Man, that guy is awesome!

Person B: *Carlface*

by The Mango 55 October 8, 2008

Carl Azuz

there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.

friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...

by carlazuzlover December 26, 2019

Carla Gugino

A very attractive, and equally talented actress who has worked in such films as Watchmen, Sin City and countless others and appearerd as a regular on Entourage. She may very well be one of the sexiest women in Hollywood today and likely will be for the forseeable future and beyond. She is stunnning.

Guy1: Wow, I just saw Sin City for the 97th time. Carla Gugino is so gorgeous.

Guy2: Who?

Guy1: Your manhood is seriously in question right now.

by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 7, 2010