Couriway

a youtuber/twitch streamer that mainly speedruns minecraft, known for being the 2nd person ever to get a sub 15.

So this is what couriway sends me to? I am absolutely disgusted. Your chat is an absolute abomination. I am moving to Facebook Gaming where their chats are not filled with unadulterated spam.

by icecream222 March 3, 2021

Katie Couric

The unit of measurement for a piece of shit.

Dude I have to drop some major dumpage. This beast is going to be at least 8 katie courics

by teapotme January 8, 2011

Couric

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.

me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.

friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?

me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.

friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?

by Tom Mauer November 10, 2007

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.

by mpfl April 24, 2007

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003

Courics

The standard weight measurement of fecal matter.Used in South Park's Biggest Crap episode.

WHOA! That shit is well over 100 courics!

by Nick and JT November 1, 2007

Courier Transform

Altering the font of a document to Courier, in order to increase the apparent length of the document.

The essay had to be 6 pages long, but I was stuck at 4, so I simply applied a Courier Transform.

by gsb1 October 14, 2008