theorem of facebook circularity

If someone finds a random person on Facebook and clicks on a random friend, then clicks on that random person's random friend and so on and so forth, then the original person (the clicker) will eventually circle back until they find someone with a "mutual friend."

Bob sees Sally's profile. In Sally's profile, Bob click's on Terry's friend icon. After being rerouted to Terry's profile, Bob clicks on Jerry's friend icon...etc...until Bob finds a mutual friend. This is due to the "theorem of facebook circularity."

by hitherehowareyou?good?good... April 12, 2010

Circular jerk

Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.

Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.

Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.

by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011

Circular Saw

That moment when you get your carpenter buddy to give you a circumcision with a circular saw and then uses your foreskin to warm his cold dead fingers.

Oh yeah did you see that guy john? he gave me a circular saw yesterday if you know what i mean.
What a fucking lad

by Yaboieatdatpussy October 19, 2020

circular insanity

A situation which becomes a feedback loop, always returning to the point at which it started.

Person #1: "So, whadd'ya wanna do?"

Person #2: "I dunno, whadda YOU wanna do?"

Person #1: "I dunno..."

*pause*

Person #2: "So... whadda'ya wanna do?"
and so on... this is a very simplistic example.

by Shades of Grey June 9, 2005

circular logic

See circular logic.

Why does Circular Logic work?
Because Circular Logic works.

by linkidaman October 17, 2012

Circular Bitching

One who will complain to everyone but the subject of the complaint. You will hear about this complaint from everyone but the complainer.

1. Dean was circular bitching to everyone about me sleeping with his girlfriend!

2. (guy #1) Dude you shouldnt've slept with his girlfriend, man.
(guy #2) Why is that asshole circular bitching!

by tomtom192 March 8, 2006

Circulo de muerto

-(n.) a fear possessed by straight males of sleeping in a bed with other straight males due to the possibility that while sleeping, one of the males will become aroused and his penis will leap over and attack the other male who is sleeping.

Although Blake did not want to sleep on the hardwood floor, he was overcome with circulo de muerto and would not allow himself to sleep in the bed with Brian.

by We do it for the B's and J's March 29, 2008