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Church Prime

by Princess ducky August 31, 2020
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Church Gutter

A term used to describe a woman’s attributes. And qualities. Can also be used to insult the opposite sex, mainly females because a male invented the term.
Look at the”church gutter” on her.
by Theartistformerlyknownassteve December 18, 2017
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Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.
Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!
by Laronzo September 12, 2022
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Westboro baptist church

What happens when family members fuck
Westboro baptist church member: Thank God for dead soldiers!

Some other guy: Dude get a life you inbred dickhead
by ronhowardforprez July 12, 2009
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church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.
Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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Church of Satan

The Church of Satan was founded on April 30, 1966, in San Fransico, CA, by Anton Szandor LaVey and was the world's first above-ground legitimate church dedicated to the religion of Satanism, as defined and codified in LaVey's The Satanic Bible.

After LaVey's passing in 1997, the Church of Satan switched headquerters to New York, where it is currently run by it's High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore.

The Church of Satan is an atheistic organization which describes itself as mutual admiration society and "cosmic joy buzzer," instead of a spiritual organization.
Sammy Davis Jr. and Jayne Mansfield were both members of the Church of Satan.
by TikiDevil9 January 23, 2011
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Charcuses

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)
Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!
by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015
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