Churpseburglar

When one of your mates intentionally gets in the way of your attempt to get with or "churpse" a girl.

Oi brev! I was on that... your some next level churpseburglar!

by Coverdrive123 April 25, 2010

chupes

a fun-loving lesbian that idles in #absolutepunk on wondernet.

Your mom was acting rather chupes last night.

by omgwtfbbq! March 28, 2005

gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

Chumpslow

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.

Jordan is a chumpslow.

by John Roma July 6, 2019

Chupasto

Literally, "the most suckingest" -refers to a young man who fellates other young or old men.

Chupasto guey! Mariposojoto! Go suck a jimmy, chupasto!

by granito May 1, 2012

Chuppo

tomato ketchup (australian slang/abbreviation)

put some chuppo on that meat pie mate?

by old fenhead December 18, 2011