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Chrometits

There are too many chrometits on this moon spoon
by BLACBOIblackfkfkdjmnfkf May 16, 2018
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Chrocess mapping

The art of process mapping a business activity in front of a live audience, preferably in a scrappy and incoherent fashion, and using only the crude tools provided in Microsoft Powerpoint .

A typical Chrocess map will be covered in squares that aren't quite square, linked together with arrows that look like they could have been drawn by an elephant holding a crayon in its trunk. The use of a garish and visually offensive colour palette is encouraged
Employee 1: Do you understand the new process for going on campus during COVID-normal?
Employee 2: I thought I did until I attended the Chrocess mapping session on the topic. Now I'm more confused than ever.
by OzzieBloke21 March 24, 2021
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Brandon Chromes

NASCAR driver Brandon Jones after he ascended to godhood after claiming his first win at Kansas.
by The_Melon_King October 31, 2019
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chromeism

pronounced <krOm'-iz-m>
a geek speak term for the user appreciation philosophy of the google browser, aka chrome crazy
A chromeism is a tech cliche like, (Microsoft) "Windows: Here Today, Chrome Tomorrow."
by theonlinemint October 26, 2008
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Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis

Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis is a debilitating genetic disease that affects 1 in 1 females over the age of birth. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: The lack of the ability to recognize sarcasm, the inability to shut the hell up, blather...ing on about something no one cares about, asking incessant questions about simple things that should be obvious, the inability to fix anything without asking for a males help, the inability to use tools, the inability to drive a stick properly, the unreasonable desire to shop for shoes that they don't need, carrying a purse, dressing slutty, and not getting what Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis is. There is is no known treatment of cure except for death. The only sufferers are always the male that has to interact with the affected person. While there have been a few cases of a person with this disease overcoming it, it is EXTREMELY rare. Even when this condition has been tried to be corrected with surgery, the condition persists.
1-That girl is really stupid.
2-You know she has Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis?
by Fatty Mcgee2639 December 14, 2010
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Chromesist

Guy: I hate pink, it is so dumb
Guy2: That’s chromesist
by VenomousPit21 January 18, 2019
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chronesia

short term memory loss due to high grade marijuana consumption, or hash
Dude I got chronesia so bad i can't find my eyes.
by jg da wolf November 5, 2009
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