chovantein

Someone who drives really fast without crashing the car.

I heard that he was a major chovantein on the road.

by Mr. Buns November 25, 2022

Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.

"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"

by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013

Chovanosis

(chovan-osis) is the act of studying medicine to actually LEARN the intricate ways the human body works and focus on understanding concepts deeply rather than simply memorizing for tests

Hemin adopted a Chovanosis approach to his studies, focusing on understanding concepts deeply rather than simply memorizing information for exams.

by Venturist July 4, 2023

chovelling

To chovel, used when eating with mouth open in a rotating motion like a cement mixer, usually accompanied by a sloshing sound. chuddy

Im gunna slap you if you don't stop chovelling on that chuddy!

by Kyle January 24, 2004

chove

A prospective female of sexual relations.

"I'm heading out to find me some chove!"

by Leland the land of Lees March 8, 2008

chove

Derived from the word "Anchovie". Used to describe the female and/or the female anatomy.

Nate went out to the bars looking for some chove.

by Mikey Nieves January 8, 2008

Choving

It's a woman who is looking quite young from in the distance, but when she's near you. SHE'S FUCKING OLD!

Hey look over there, she looks young! Oh she's coming closer! Nevermind, she's choving.

by possumlover2 May 24, 2018