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Chool it

Chool it is a portmanteau of "chill out" and "cool it". Used when someone is either getting angry at nothing or being a fuckwad. "Chool out" is an alternative form of the phrase.
Guy 1: I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: Dude, just chool it!

or

Guy 1: Wow, John is such a fuckwad.
Guy 2: I know, he needs to chool it.
by manofthecentury February 4, 2015
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NootFloox N Chool

When you like to watch movies and cuddle with a scanadinavian.

Derived from Sunday Dec. 3, 2017 trivia question stating "There's no exact English translation for which Danish word and concept that combines coziness, warmth, intimacy, and quality time?"

The answer: Nöt Flöx N Chöl (pronounced "noot floox n chool").
Guy One: Check out this hot blonde from sweden...
Guy Two: You gonna ask her to NootFloox n Chool?
Guy One: Chyeahhhh bruddah!
by GragnolaBar December 14, 2017
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Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
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