(noun) An idiot, numpty, someone who messes around. Scottish derogitary name, but in occasional cases is used as a term of affection.
by President_Choob May 15, 2009
A hybrid anatomical event that occurs when a man gives up on himself and decides to let the fat under his chin dangle like a bra-less C cup. It is said the man has a chin boob; a CHOOB.
Holy mother of goodness, look at that choob jiggle uncontrollably each time he takes a bite of that moon-pie!!!
by Above_Reproach April 12, 2019
by Jason Mit January 22, 2008
An online person that is a childish, hateful, obscene, online, brute/brat. a choob is a person in the words of the leader of the ACM, the little kids online that have nothing better to do than cuss you out, challenge your gender, and talk about what they did with your mom last night.
by Fatalhitx September 08, 2005
A combination of the words noob and chocolate, which is used as the highest form of insulting one's honor.
Jon: I've never heard of project M before.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.
by Choobie Doobie Doo January 30, 2015
The imaginary breasts of a male or female animal, usually domesticated but not included to, where an individual finds surreal pleasure in either beeping or pinching them
by Matt the Boss June 13, 2008
A phonetic rendering of the Cockney or Estuary English pronunciation of the word 'tube'. Esp. when used to mock your English friends and colleagues.
by Macros1980 November 04, 2019