choob

(noun) An idiot, numpty, someone who messes around. Scottish derogitary name, but in occasional cases is used as a term of affection.

Scot1: Look at me, I canz lick my elbow!
Scot2: Look at that eejjit, what a choob.

by President_Choob June 6, 2009

CHOOB

A hybrid anatomical event that occurs when a man gives up on himself and decides to let the fat under his chin dangle like a bra-less C cup. It is said the man has a chin boob; a CHOOB.

Holy mother of goodness, look at that choob jiggle uncontrollably each time he takes a bite of that moon-pie!!!

by Above_Reproach April 12, 2019

choobes

A Christian person's boobs. Usually referred to women. See also Joobs (a Jewish person's boobs)

Damn! That chick has such fine choobes I'd think she was sent by Jesus himself!

by Jason Mit January 22, 2008

choob

An online person that is a childish, hateful, obscene, online, brute/brat. a choob is a person in the words of the leader of the ACM, the little kids online that have nothing better to do than cuss you out, challenge your gender, and talk about what they did with your mom last night.

Kirk: i beat you!!
Choob: i beat your mom last night, you @!@#!%^#@$#
Kirk: you are such a choob

by Fatalhitx September 23, 2005

Choob

A combination of the words noob and chocolate, which is used as the highest form of insulting one's honor.

Jon: I've never heard of project M before.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.

by Choobie Doobie Doo January 30, 2015

Choobs

The imaginary breasts of a male or female animal, usually domesticated but not included to, where an individual finds surreal pleasure in either beeping or pinching them

" Jumbo saw a cat with chunky little choobs and he decided to go over and beep them "

by Matt the Boss June 13, 2008

choobe

An incredibly smart person, who is academically gifted. Not to be confused with geek who is smart/obsessive in one particular area. Close to nerd, except choobes have social grace and may not have an IQ that exceeds their weight, but is probabley pretty close.

Friend 1: Are you in the choobe class?
Friend 2: Yes, ok, I admit it!

by Maria Fernando October 22, 2007