Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

Colster

The office friendly way to say cock holster.

Adam, shut your colster!

by Mat Sully October 2, 2009

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005

chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia

Get me out of here...I am chlostered!

by Jeff October 6, 2003

Coolster

When you jerk your homie in subzero temperatures

In Alaska, my man Calvin gave me a coolster

by Joe Ivy June 13, 2019

choister

Asian women who follow the popular influencer, Michelle Choi. Most commonly, they follow her fashion style, habits, and dogs.

Did you see Melissa last night? She’s become a choister!

by TheTruthsHand February 12, 2022

chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

by markup October 19, 2003