Bad Life Choices

Justin Biebers life

" Don't do a Justin Bieber " = Bad Life Choices

by Romeo 69 August 6, 2016

Chives

A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.

The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt

by yogan February 2, 2009

Chives

A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.

"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"

by Squishy The Bunny January 3, 2009

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

to throw up

which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?

blah that sucks ass big time

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"

by sidewinder69 July 24, 2007

Chives

Chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?

Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!

by The Big Ragooy March 15, 2011

chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.

I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

Choices

"Choices", is said by drag race contestant Tatianna on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 2, Episode 1.

It is used when someone chooses to do something that will later seem questionable to others.

Alaska, I finally got to listen to Anus, and I get it. Cause it sounds like what my anus does after eating Mexican. Mmm, Choices.

by MizChunky June 2, 2021