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Tasty Choices

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The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.
After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.
by LBorealis November 2, 2009
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Choied

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To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.
David Ing got choied, because he would not stop talking while the instructor was talking.
by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011
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1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.

2. Choosing the easy way out.

3. Being a pussy
Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.

Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.

Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
by hanvasstep March 13, 2018
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Choilet

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Those toilets which you sit on and the head of your penis always touches the front. Eww. Makes it seem like it's a "chick toilet" AKA Choilet.
Jake: Aw man! >.<
Josh: What happened dude?
Jake: This is such a Choilet!

Josh: Haha! Man I hate those!
Jake: I have to like push it down, I don't want germs on the tip of my *Flush*!
by Snoopy46 September 15, 2010
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Teen Choice Awards

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Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.
by Smart American Male August 10, 2009
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F-Choied

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Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.

Synonym: fireboy-ed
That man expressed himself to the girl too quickly, he F-Choied
by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010
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Choose Game

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Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.
Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.
by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011
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