chodection

Instead of an erection, a chodection occurs when a person with a chode is turned on. This causes his chode to widen rather than lengthen. See chode poison to help prevent this rare yet deadly phenomena in males.

I saw this hot girl, and she gave me a chodection!

by thechodemaster January 9, 2009

chodefish

the general term for a man's chode being penetrated into a woman's flange

anyone up for some chodefishing?

by paulryman June 23, 2003

Choditis

A diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a 'real dick,' and instead have a chode.

*For an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode

'Sir, I am afraid you have Choditis.' --No Doctor Ever.

by ProbablyJustMe October 27, 2017

codeinist

The trap god, one who is in supply of codeine.

Yo, the codeinist just hooked me up for the low.

by Yung Rekca March 20, 2018

Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.

Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.

by codeblock October 19, 2018

Choositis

Choositis is the inability to make good choices.

Some describe it as...that tingy feeling you feel when you should have made the right choice but opted for a bad one, out of nervousness or indecision.

Oh, dude has choositis...How could we help so he could make better decisions next time..

by Alexander Abraham December 20, 2018

chodealitis

When a person is small and fat with a bald head. It is a life changing disease which impacts a small majority of people about 0.3%. A cure is yet to be found but people that suffer are greatly disadvantaged and cant have kids because of their micro penis'.

Person 1: Poor Samuel, he got 'Chodealitis'.

Person 2: How upsetting, that's devastating!

by CA2K August 24, 2021