mount chocula

The act of rolling the female partner up with her knees by her ears, and her weight is supported by her shoulders. Then the male inserts his penis into her anus and thrusts up and down similar to the jackhammer while balancing himself with his penis. Difficulty level = 10.

Person 1 - "Hey you remember that drunk chick from last night?"
Person 2 - "Yeah"
Person 1 - "I totally climbed mount chocula on her"
Person 2 - "Nice... Did you wash your dick after?"
Person 1 - "How bout them Lakers?"

by Thomas Shannon March 21, 2008

ruta chocolata

n. the anal sphincter

Venezuelan girls love it up the ruta chocolata.

by Aarathonsson December 15, 2004

chocolamistic

Chocolamistic (adj)

1. Unusually optimistic due to chocolate consumption.

Chocolamist (noun)

2. A person whose mood is in an elevated state after eating chocolate

After three quickly-consumed Hershey bars, Jenny was chocolamistic that the work day would pass quickly.

by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013

Silencio Chocolata

Not be confused with Lefty Ginger. This sex act has been performed in the Washington D.C. area for over 15 years. It usually involves one deaf female and one hearing (and hairy) male. During foreplay the deaf partner roles over the other participant and goes to town on the ass. There is also considerable and distinct moaning from both partners.

"My roommate Lefty hooked up with that deaf girl the other night. I knew she was performing Silencio Chocolata again because the seal-like moans are a tell tell sign of ass eating by a deaf girl. It was filthy and I had to leave the house and take a walk around the block."

by Sally Ann Cavanaugh March 8, 2010

hot chocolatable

Weather that's not too hot for hot chocolate.

October rocks! Not too hot, not too cold...perfectly hot chocolatable!

by chickiechickie September 13, 2007

Count Chocula

Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.

That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.

by real tik tok January 17, 2011

choculate

v. - the act of choculation

I choculated at Burger King after smelling and eating the delicious burgers.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004