Chockin the chicken

a common alternitive name for masterbation.

last night boby was so busy chockin the chicken that he never showed up to the party.

by Scooby221 June 2, 2008

Choking the Chicken

To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.

"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by General Cluck-Cluck June 13, 2003

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003

Choking The Chicken

A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.

I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!

If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.

There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Choking the chicken

well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.

Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.

Maybe not.

Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken

by arzoo October 18, 2006

Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

Choking the Chicken

when the chicken is choked.

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.

by GayCodPlayer October 31, 2018