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Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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chlamho

When a man tells his girlfriend that she gave him chlamydia and she freaks out and claims it came from him.
All the while she knows that she has been screwing a broad assortment of dicks.
That chlamho was with over 15 men and she tried to blame me for the chlamydia.
by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018
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Chlamyds

Shortened version of Chlamydia, a sexually transmitted infection caused by bacteria.

This term is used by the “cool kids” who whore around, don’t use protection, get it often, and don’t give a fuck; it’s like the common cold to them.
-“Yo Chad wanna reach my ends and bang some hoes at Kappa Sigma tonight?”
-“No bro this chick gave me the chlamyds I gotta take my meds”
-“Forgot to use that latex again eh?”
-“Nah my dick was just too big for it.”
by TaroTomorrow February 11, 2021
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mexican chlamydia

a form of chlamydia in which the penis grows a sombrero and then falls off
Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan
by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006
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Chlam

Short for Chlamydia.

There is also a band called "The Chlams", an aquatic band that teaches children about STDs.
"You think the clap is bad, just wait 'til you get the chlam!"
by John Butz August 20, 2004
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chlamydia

A sexually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. Not all people will show symtoms. It is easily "cured" with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.
by Janeshoe October 18, 2011
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chlamydia

the most gorgeous name you give a girl. chlamydia is kind, sweet, loving, and above all, super sexy. you should name your child chlamydia, i promise you won't regret it :)
wow is that chlamydia? she's so pretty.
by babyeater666 July 19, 2020
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