chimperor

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.

The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".

by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006

chimmie

a sexy girl who can't have guy friends because they keep asking her out

dude: are you friends with her?
dudith: nah, man. she's a real chimmie.

by mexicanna March 25, 2010

Simp Chimpin

when someone hangs out with (Simps) some girls instead hangin with da bois.

Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.

by BroManDan August 24, 2020

chimpin

when black people (usually athletes or straight hood chimps) get out of control or excited. Start jumping around doing absurd antics such as throwing their arms around, crip walking, stacking, selling drugs, bumpin their gums, and shooting guns.

Those chimps were chimpin in petey pablo's "north carolina" music video.

All the chimps were chimpin at the AND1 mixtape tour.

by dood ranch December 10, 2009

chimpeach

v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice

"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."

by jesse May 18, 2004

PIMPIN CHIMPIN

A way to greet a friend or buddy in a only east coast environment.

AYE yo we PIMPIN CHIMPIN

by yoger yoger February 25, 2020

Chimpless

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.

I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.

by Steat April 26, 2020