Children

How many can he convert?

Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Children

Good for the fire

Friend: Hey, the wood isn't helping
Me: Get the Children
Friend: But-
Me: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

by Allracesgetshithere June 29, 2020

CHILDREN!

Turn into ADULTS! when they turn 18 years old.

:P I couldn't resist

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

Children

Scrumptious snacks that are appetizing

I’ll eat some children down at the buffet called kindergarten!

by EMSP420 October 7, 2019

Children

A young human. What did you expect, me to diss them for acting their age? Of course not, that's ageist and disrespectful. All they are is our offspring. Dont like em? To bad, ya had sex which is only done for reproduction. So be a help to society and teach your children how to be productive members of society. Cuz its your fault if they grow up being spoiled brats who are dependent on you.

Its hilarious watching Bob's children play

by MrMrMemeyGuy August 21, 2017

Children

Things that suck you of life, and sponge up all your money.

Children, and why you shouldn't have them:

Lisa: Hey!, are you going to Chris's get together party this weekend?

Amy: No, sorry, i have to take care of the kids.

Lisa: Ok. Wanna do down to the pub and buy a few drinks/cocktails?

Amy: I would have loved to, but i had to buy the kids new clothes, groceries, and pay the Daycare fees and School tuitions.

Lisa: Oh...

by Erik/Raoul April 9, 2010

Children

(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)

Jared likes his Children small and helpless.

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016