Childish Gamboner

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums

(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner

by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

jabba leia love child

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child

2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Chiedza

The name given to a woman of strong character, incredible beauty, amazing passion and love for life. She will rock your world. Imagine everything you want and that is her. She is usually exotic with eyes full of life and mystery. One look and that's all it will take for you to fall under her spell. A lover of everything in this world from books, movies, food and life she will open your eyes never before imagined. If you find her, keep her!

"Oh my God, I am in love with Chiedza!"

"Dude, who isn't? She is a keeper that one!"

by Peter Rhodes55 June 23, 2014

Moon Child

A Moon Child is a unique and a curious soul who is often in a daze, his or her mind is always out of this world. They live in their fantasy and refuse to come back to a harsh reality. A Moon Child don’t not always mean they are born under the Cancer zodiac sign, but they are just drawn to the moon in a way that can’t be explained. Some how they just belong on the moon, to the moon.

“Her mind is always wandering, she’s definitely a Moon Child!”

“He’s always looking at the moon, maybe he’s a Moon Child.”

by You’re True Special Admirer January 20, 2019

it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

by Arces February 9, 2012

think of the children

The most dangerous words in the English language. Often spouted by single-minded individuals with (seemingly) good intentions to persuade people to curtail any given liberty instead of assume personal responsibility.

The government needs to ban all the porn from the Internet, so we don't actually have to get involved and explain our personal morality to our offspring! Please! Think of the children!

by Another Wordy Oddball August 12, 2007

Enragement Child

An Enragement Child is a child born out of hatesex with a significant other. Usually, this child is an accident, but not always. This word originated from the fangame 'Five Nights at Fuckboys'.

Freddy Fazbear: (To Balloon Boy) "Inhale my Dong, Enragement Child".

by UltramanVectis April 9, 2015