Chernobyl

When you fart in a car with your girlfriend, leave, and lock all of the doors with her inside.
Yeah man, she was telling me to skip the song so I pulled a Chernobyl on her.
by lu_s3t April 03, 2021
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Chernobyl

Adjective

Used to describe a terrible disaster or accident relating to anything in one's life, typically academic or relating to a grade.
The chemistry exam was a Chernobyl level disaster. "Good God! That was a Chernobyl level disaster!"
"Bob, I don't feel like that math test went well."
"Well mine was a Chernobyl level disaster."
by The5140 May 13, 2022
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Chernobyl

Exclamation used on receipt of bad news. Similar to "crikey", "damn" or "shit". Originally from Ukrainian nuclear disaster in 1986.
"Dave's dad has just died. Absolute fucking Chernobyl!"
by lozzo July 27, 2006
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Chernobyled

To make a mistake, be treated unfairly, or have something very unfortunate happen.

In relation to the city Chernobyl.
Hey, where's my $20? Aww man, I just got chernobyled.
by Chief Vash April 28, 2005
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Chernobyled

A tear-inducing fart that travels a relatively long distance across a crowded room (e.g., a bar), like a toxic gas cloud over a large land mass.
Bob chernobyled us a the bar last night.
by Spartacus44 January 08, 2011
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chernobylling

The act of performing a mundane activity whilst your penis is inserted into chiwawa's asshole. This is also a very renowned sport which tests athlete's endurance and speed know as chernobylling racing.
My neighbour peered over the garden fence on sunday and was suprised to see me doing some gardening with a chiwawa hanging off my manhood. My wife took him to the side and simply explained that it was common for me to do a spot of chernobylling while she cooked the sunday roast. He seemed happy with that and was chernobylling himself the following week with a huge smile across his face
by Blindaces March 02, 2010
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Chernobyl

When a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their rectum then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the Russian word for "no" (Nyet)
When performing a Chernobyl it is best to know more Russian and to use a green Chem stick. In theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.
by Nibbler Diver March 20, 2009
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