You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
by HunterQT January 28, 2013
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1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.
2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.
3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.
4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.
1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.
2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.
3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.
4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.
The relationship between a cheater and their cheaty is best described through a poem.
Ahem.
The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)
I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim
Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.
Ahem.
The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)
I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim
Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.
by pudgyboymike May 5, 2014
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A cheating unfaithful prick that thinks they can get away with kissing or sexual contact and etc.
Girls or guys if you are reading this because your love is cheating. Dumb their ass because you are a badass that is beautiful and deserves better.
Girls or guys if you are reading this because your love is cheating. Dumb their ass because you are a badass that is beautiful and deserves better.
by Madison” March 13, 2019
Get the Cheater mug.Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.
Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.
by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010
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Get the cheater, cheater monkey beater mug.When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.
Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.
I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.
I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.
by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013
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Famous for performing covers and original songs, such as parodies. Also has alter ego "Duke" who visits in some of his videos.
Amazing and talented man.
Famous for performing covers and original songs, such as parodies. Also has alter ego "Duke" who visits in some of his videos.
Amazing and talented man.
by ChesterFan123 December 26, 2011
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