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Cheesy Mendoza

When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?
by Jarvis McHamsfly April 15, 2010
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cheesy mcnugget

The most delicious food in the world. Made by cmmcclub, founded by Matt Cronin and Carolyn McCandless. They are made in the cheesy mccnugget co. Where mcnuggets are are filled with melted cheese and are packaged.
Avery: did you try the new cheesy mcnuggets from mcdonalds they're delicious!
Matt: of course I have I made them they are so amazing!!
by Cheesy mcnugget October 28, 2013
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Cheeseybob

Another name given to the woodlouse. Origins from Guildford, Surrey.

If you know you know.
Hey look, it's a Cheeseybob.
by Superglands June 7, 2019
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cheesy kaka

by Cheesy kaka September 5, 2023
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Cheesey Salmon Slots

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
by TonyTVR July 28, 2008
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Cheesy fries

According to BadBoyHalo, he loves cheesy fries. The McDonald's Cheesy Bacon Fries feature the chain's signature French Fries, topped with cheddar cheese sauce and applewood-smoked bacon bits. The cheese sauce delivered a robust, creamy cheddar flavour that tended to overwhelm the distinctive flavor of McDonald's Fries. Texture wise, it has a smooth creamy consistency.
🧀🍟BadBoyHalo loves cheesy fries
by PingSpoofMeDaddy June 25, 2020
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Cheesy Hampton

A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They wake in the morning after dreaming about shagging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.
I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last time you were here, I had a mouthful of cheese you rotton bastard.
by Britannic May 24, 2009
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