cheese-dick

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.

Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

by Brian Schowmethemoney April 28, 2006

Cheese Dick

Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.

Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"

by TMONEY DSMITH October 1, 2009

Cheese Dick

Some Shit white people call each other.

Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.

What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"

by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016

cheese dick

having the personality of a cocksucker

That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!

by blzdp June 23, 2003

philly cheese dick

When you have sex with a girl from Philadelphia and you pull out to see another man's semen on your penis.

Man 1: dude! Did you smash that chick from the club last night?

Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.

by L-town dude April 2, 2018

Cheese Dick

A person, typically a young man around the ages of 15 to 21 who's parents are wealthy and buy them anything and everything, cheese dicks never work for what they get.

"Hey my parents just bought me a new silverado, it's red and lifted with big ol' tires!!" "...cheese dick"

by meldust522 March 20, 2010

smokes the cheesy dick

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.

1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."

by Bafilius January 27, 2007