Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana, a little less than an hour away from Chicago. The towns buildings are mostly fast food related, with the exception of Broadway, a street full of small town businesses that are never hiring. The high school is full of mostly druggies, dirty kids, and skanky freshman girls, with some rare relatively cool people as well. The army is always at the high school school, which is all the rage amonst the dirty kids, but most normal people find it extremely irritating. It's no surprise that most kids are druggies, considering the only things this town has going for it is a tiny ass bowling alley that smells like cigarettes and a put put golf course.
Person 1: Wanna buy some drugs and hit on some skanky freshmen?
Person 2: Sure, let's go to Chesterton.
Person 2: Sure, let's go to Chesterton.
by Senior Burrito February 19, 2011
Get the Chesterton mug.Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana full of corn and dirty kids. It is less than an hour away from Chicago and 20 minutes from the nearest Walmart. The school system has money for an astro-turf football field but not enough money for paper. A common hobby of most teenagers here is doing and selling drugs when they should be focusing on their education because they are higher then their grades. This town is getting worse then Portage. Please help.
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300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.
The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.
The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006
Get the Cheeseonomic mug.Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.
Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)
Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!
Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!
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Get the Cheesetooth mug.Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.
Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."
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Get the cheesebone mug.Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana. It's ruled by corn fields and is right by the great lakes, but everyone here goes to Florida for beach days instead. Chesterton is the local hick central; complete with confederate flags on hoodies, students who ride tractors in, and a school board that'll defend students who call you a faggot. Each day you go to the high school you have to wonder whether or not you'll see someone vaping in the bathrooms today. Other than an old entertainment center that has a color scheme crisis every 2 weeks, and a water park that violated health codes and has been shut down since (both of which aren't even actually in the town), there's absolutely nothing here other than local restaurants and shops.
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