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Chesterton

Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana full of corn and dirty kids. It is less than an hour away from Chicago and 20 minutes from the nearest Walmart. The school system has money for an astro-turf football field but not enough money for paper. A common hobby of most teenagers here is doing and selling drugs when they should be focusing on their education because they are higher then their grades. This town is getting worse then Portage. Please help.

What do you think of Chesterton? Man, that place sucks.

by Chestertonsucks. January 16, 2012