checking the baggage

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.

Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"

by Hieronymus March 29, 2008

Checking your frequency

When the autistic kid does those weird ass nosies and goes from high to low.

Checking your frequency is the worst sound ever.

by H2Toxic September 1, 2017

Checkings Accounts

A term used by people who lack basic, everyday intelligence or understand simple banking/financial terms.

Bank Member: I'd like to make a deposit to my checkings accounts.
Bank Teller: You mean you have more than one checking account?

by PantherPride20-17 December 31, 2009

Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine

“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”

by Corbear123 May 27, 2018

cheesin'

The act of smiling so intently that one might almost laugh. A smile that is intense.

Gurl, you are cheesin' so hard that that man knows you want him.

by Wynette zMcWilliams July 29, 2005

cheesin'

Smiling artificially and excessively largely, as if a picture is being taken of you.

Man, I had to lie to my parents last night and I was cheesin' hard!

by Walker, Seth, Ben February 9, 2005

cheesin

walkin around with a huge smile on your face. from where someone is taking a picture and they tell you to "Say cheese!"

"That dood's cheesin!"

by arecks June 27, 2004