check yourself before you shrek yourself

Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.

Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself

by emojibitch August 5, 2014

check nuts

to ask yourself if youre really ready to commit to something that involves manhood.

You better check nuts before you try to drink that shit

by dermanatural March 1, 2009

Smell Check

When you smell things like a dog, in order to find evidence of drugs.

Guy 1: "Dude, do I smell like pot."

Guy 2: "Let me do a smell check. No, you're good."

by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016

Chacka Oofka

Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.

"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference

by valntyne October 6, 2018

Winnipeg Check

A process used by locals of the city of Winnipeg. The check consists of scanning any public area in the city for people you know, as the chances are good that you will know someone.

Alright guys, hold on, Winnipeg Check...Nope.

by Trrl June 16, 2011

hot check

The act of passing a check with non-sufficient funds (not enough money in the bank to back it up), written fraudulently. Bad, bounced or rubber check.

Even though he knew there was no money in his accout, he wrote a Hot Check in order to get the merchandise he wanted that day.
rubber check
bad check
bounced check

by Elwaysghost September 11, 2013

Check In

to meet with or speak with the local street representatives to gain permission to move about freely in their respective local area.

Tekashi69 Says He Doesn’t Check In With Gangsters...that was a lie.

by BobbyLarryIrene September 21, 2019