Chadding

Starting the discussion about lunch plans with your coworkers, working to influence the destination and then dropping out at the last minute because you never intended to go.

The Chad: Let's hit up Benihanas for lunch today.
Coworker 1: Ah man, I don't have that kind of time or cash.
Coworker 2: Just ignore him, he's just chadding anyway.

by Endavi October 11, 2019

Chandice

A very beautiful girl. Really stands out and has lots of friends. She is very excited and likes to have fun and partys hard. SHe gets bored easily. She flirts and tends to fall for guys quickly. She is a strong, fearless, independent woman and is a leader. Chandice is unique and has her own style. She has a lot of haters. She is down to earth and cool to hang out with.

Chandice is a very cool person.

by Werk it October 22, 2013

fake candid

Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.

Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.

"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"

by deacon frost November 24, 2014

Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

Who is Candis

Dont ask who Candis is

Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?

by Doctor Joe Mama June 3, 2021

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005

candice

Ligma but not as funny

Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so good*

by brunaldo July 29, 2018