Shampoozle

To move the shampoo to another bathroom without mentioning it to your roommates.

I really needed to wash my hair, but my stupid sister shampoozled me again so I couldn’t .

by mmmonic August 30, 2021

champoozi

a big black man that u cant mess with or he gonna pull up with 10 other champoozis they really are just really big monkeys that only fight with their 10ft long and 10ft wide long dongs

oh shit i owe a champoozi sum money now im gonna dick whipped by 10 more of em

by ChampBoozi May 3, 2023

Shampoozled

When a person impersonates a 'hair stylist or beautician'' in order to Shampoo your hair even tho they do not work for the Salon.

Shampoozled example . When a women waiting to get a hair cut is approached by another woman and is told 'the stylist is just about ready for you come over here so I can shampoo your hair' She begin shampooing her hair to be asked by the manager, 'what are you doing ?'
The woman getting her hair washed thinks its directed at her when she noticed that she is talking to the supposed 'hair dresser' which she responds 'sorry' and runs out of the salon because she was not an employee of the salon.

by dj Alex Zelenka March 19, 2024

Clamboozled

A state of mind reached when a woman uses her lady bits to lure you into a confused, easily manipulated state, in which you will agree to anything she demands.

Friend: "Damn, bro. I can't believe you married that crazy bitch. "

Me: "I got clamboozled".

by Kraftman42 June 10, 2024