Capnesia

When you can't recall what you have done the night/day before because you had too much Captian Morgan's to drink.

You don't remember that we booked a trip to the Super Bowl last night? You must have capnesia.

by Chowdahead December 14, 2014

Chanecia

Chanecia is the most genuine, easy-going girl you will ever come across! She is a very kind and loving person. She might annoy you at times, but that shows that she really cares about you and that should never be taken for granted. Chanecia is a highly intelligent girl, an absolute gem and a charmer. She loves herself and her friends and cares for anyone she loves. She is a friend everyone would like to have, if Chanecia is your friend you're a very lucky person.

Chanecia is an absolute gem!

by TheRealest26 August 12, 2019

clamnesia

A complete or partial loss of memory caused by a traumatic encounter with the female genitalia.

Angela experienced a serious case of clamnesia after she went down to Suzy's nasty ladytown.

by markthxbai July 8, 2011

Hamnesia

Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.

Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.

My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.

by Schniby February 8, 2010

Chameria

South Albanian region currently occupied by Greece after it bloodily carried out a systematic genocide against Albanians. it is known as Çameria, or Tsamouria home of great leaders like Pirro the Mollos,Nuri Dino,Osman Taka, Shaban Refati, Hasan Tahsini,Haki Rushiti, Daut Hoxha, Bilal Xhaferri, Tahir and Musa Demi,Lul Çapari, Çelo Mezani etc.

Pa Kosove e Çameri nuk ka Shqiperi!!
Without Kosova and Chameria there is no Albania.

by Pyrrhus November 24, 2006

chemnesia

disorder that renders one unable to retain information related to chemistry once he/she leaves the classroom.

Reid: Are you ready for the chemistry exam tomorrow?
Hayley: Man, I'm so nervous- I have major chemnesia and I can't remember anything from that class.

by shortANDlovinit27 January 24, 2009

hamnesia

1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.

Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.

by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018